Dad: I'm eating McDonald's
Me: That's gross
Dad: I'm pretty sure I haven't had it since 1975
Me: I doubt that
Dad: Why don't you like it? You are not a normal teenager.
Me: ...I'm not a teenager
Dad: What? Why not?
Me: Are you serious?
(silence)
Me: Hello?
(silence)
Me: Where did you go?
(silence)
Mom: He won't stop eating french fries
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