Me: I need a nose job
Dad: Is it not working?
Me: Nah it's too big
Dad: Yeah but if the surgeon's bad, you'll be stuck with a bad nose
Me: So I'll go to a good one
Dad: What if you end up like the President's wife?
Me: Michelle Obama?
Dad: Gerald Ford
Me: What?
Dad: Gerald Ford really liked plastic surgery. So his wife got it. It was so bad, she couldn't show her face for two years.
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