Dad: I need to talk to you
Me: About what
Dad: Do you need money? How poor are you?
Me: I'm fine why?
Dad: You look skinny, can you afford groceries?
Me: WHAT are you talking about
Dad: I saw your shoes today. You can't even afford shoelaces.
Me: These are Chuck Taylors, they're not supposed to have shoelaces.
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