Dad: You need to go on Amazon and buy me a new book right away
Me: What book
Dad: Webster's Dictionary. My copy is falling apart. I had it since I came to America.
Me: Do you still use a dictionary?
Dad: Of course. How else do I find words?
Me: Seriously? The internet.
Dad: What?
Me: Have you been to dictionary.com? No one uses an actual book anymore.
Dad: That's ridiculous. Get me the book. What would I do if I needed to use the thesaurus? I bet no one thought of that.
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